You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
I made him breakfast and we cuddled on the couch watching march of the penguins, which is, in case you were unaware, the opposite of fucking on a pool table
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
EMERGENCY FRIEND CRISIS: WE HAVE TOO MUCH WHISKEY. ABORT HANGING OUT WITH MELISSA, RECOMMEND TO HANG OUT WITH OUR WHISKEY INSTEAD
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
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