i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
I just came inside of a Gatorade bottle. That hungover.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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