4 words: hood of his car
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
The girl that works the front desk at my gym invited me and my friend to come see her Tuesday during her shift at hooters because its her birthday. I still have a boner
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
I'm not pregnant. Security came before he could.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
There must be a happy medium universe where you get it on with my girlfriend enough to cause me pain but not a full on cardiac arrest. It's a fine line to tread though.
why do guys have to express their feelings when they know your seeing someone else ? I fucked him anyways to make him feel better , and to know what he's missing.
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Hey do you remember me?
You were the giant banana I had sex with... how could i forget?
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