yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
some people spend their whole lives trying to find their soulmate. who knew mine was hiding in utah successfully balancing a pageant career and a coke habit.
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
Floor bacon is actually really good
Can we do lunch at 3? I have a blowjob scheduled for 2.
You schedule blowjobs?
I woke up in a cornfield to shouting, a bottle of Jim Beam, and a bunch of mc muffins. If this doesn't scream Illinois, idk what does.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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