would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
dreams really do come true on the roof and drinking again
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
It's not vacation until I get called "disgustinly sexy" by an fat woman whose older than my mother.
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
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