Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
you woke me up just to tell me that I was beautiful in every way possible. Then you proceeded to fall asleep with your mouth on my boob.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
Like I actually don't feel all that great but the fact that I'm not projectile vomiting at work makes life seem so magical
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
She’s a Vegas 8, which makes her an Oklahoma 27
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