And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
Sometimes you just need a break, and sometimes you also need to get stoned on these breaks. I sound like some kind of fucked up mr rogers when I say shit like that.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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