All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Nothing makes my dick softer than hot girls in rain boots.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
The best thing about my promotion is that I now have an office with a door. I can take my naps in peace instead of leaning my head against the stall in the bathroom.
I can't believe they pay you six figures. I hate you.
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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