problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
that was after robitussin, alcohol, and chocolate sauce... but before we finished pregaming
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I have work in an hour and I'm having trouble with concepts such as 'staying upright' and 'staying conscious'. Tie me to your wrist next time we go out drinking,
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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