so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Now I have to picture Dave Letterman having sex with all these women. Im the real victim.
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I had to close one eye to read the questions on my final this morning. That hungover.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
Why didn't I see you last night!?
We made out like 4 times....I think I saw you.
I need to stop getting so excited when a guy unzips his pants and its bigger than my boyfriends. I look like a kid in a candy store.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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