i wokr up in ohio with no clothes. i think someone gave me ecstacy. can you come find me please it's cold.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
You walked in, sat down, looked at the waiter and said, "I'm only having deserts and liquor."
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
So I totally had sex In a teepee last night at that wedding reception.
I started carrying sissors in my purse to open plan B with. Both ashamed and proud.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
When we were finished she immediately got up, cut a star out of a piece of paper, colored it gold, taped it to my chest and deemed me the Sheriff of Sex.
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