Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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