I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
he got his own cum in his own eye. TWICE. how do you make that mistake again?
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
I'll do whatever I want when I'm 80.
If you are still alive at 80 I demand a medical explanation.
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