So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
Just caught my dad doing coke in my bathroom again. Guess whose getting a new car for christmasss.
You know your high, when your chugging applesauce out of the jar with no utensils.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
struggle bus is officially taking me on a road trip to hell. If this is just the first destination, I'll jump out the fucking window.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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