In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Wow I really just sharted up in this Kroger
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