OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
Did you REALLY have to twitter about our sex last night?
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
He just said "fuck you" to the bowl he's eating things out of
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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