We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
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what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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