somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
For graduation he gave me roses, a giraffe necklace, and a butt plug. I think this might be my one shot at true love
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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