So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
Maybe it's cuz you slapped him with a pancake last night
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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