He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
How many nights a week you wake up with sticky boxers cause you were dreaming of Clay Aiken? Your wife mad?
guess who was drunk and crawling in the middle of the road and got brought home by the police last night? HINT: ME
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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