let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I was giving him a blowjob but we had to stop because he started crying when his cat walked in and started staring at us
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
True life: I got so drunk that i took a shower with my clothes on at 4 am...
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
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