grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
If Dr Phil has taught me anything about myself, it’s that I can seriously relate to those women who fake their pregnancies.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
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