Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
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