God Help those hot young girls. It's going to be like Bambi in iraq. Except worse.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
It was a deal breaker when she told me not to wear a condom and god would decide if we were meant to be together.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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