the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
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