an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
fact: I now appreciate my drunken winter self even more. I just found $20 in my winter coat with a note that says keep yourself warm next winter. I am awesome.
Mom said you looked used
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
She's riding a bike down the street and drinking brown liquor. A pt cruiser is honking at her and she's like I HEAR YOU!!
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
you made out with another girl for some wings
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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