So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Just ran into that guy that tried to take a dump in your pool
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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