I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
He has a British accent. He could read me the phone book and I would come so hard he would need a wizened old man in a rowboat to save him.
Eating pizza in the bath tub while watching a romantic comedy alone. I reached a new level of single.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
Can I come kidnap you from work so we can chug mimosas? My little brother has a ski mask I can borrow.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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