i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just ate a cashew that looked EXACTLY like your dick.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
either i huffed spraypaint or ate out that makeup artist. you decide.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
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