We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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