he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If we're single and alone together, the fuck angels shall sing upon our nude bodies.
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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