I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
crossed #23 off the Slucket List!
YOU JUST MADE YOUR SLUCKET LIST THIS MORNING.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Sorry I had sex in your backseat while everyone was in the car
It's quite alright. I found his shorts in my backseat, not sure what he was wearing when we dropped him off
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