do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
tonight i'm going for the "i fuck with the lights on" look
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I accidentally got a lemon stuck in your bong. I was trying to make it taste good. Sorry
Things i learned at work today: do not put mayonaise on a tattoo, it will get infected.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
All I want for Christmas is my co-worker's speakerphone to be thrown against a brick wall, and the remains burned in a backyard fire while I roast a hot dog over it. Is that so much to ask?
as a side note pls kill me
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
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