In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I hopped in a random dudes car outside the strip club at 3pm on a Sunday and said "Follow that car!"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Alcohol and I aren't friends right now.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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