Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I'm at this kids house trying to figure out if I pissed in his kitchen new years eve. Lmao, stop letting me drink.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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