I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I just had a flashback to the three of us in the bed and me shouting AM I THE BIGGEST OR LITTLEST SPOON?!
So, when I got arrested, they fingerprinted me. I'm getting my nails done right now and I'm pretty sure he's filing off my prints. Worth the $30.
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
He puked in the middle of it and I still wasn't disappointed.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Responsible things to do when you're too hungover to get out of bed: Breast self exam.
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