you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
I made out with four boys last night, AND EXCUSE ME WHILE I COUNT HOW MANY GIRLS.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
You strapped the bucket of KFC into the carseat and refused to let me drive over 20 miles per hour the whole ride home. That high.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
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