How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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