Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
Believe me. As soon as the boss man is out the door. I am on my way to wow your vagina with my horse-like attributes.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
Randomize
