It's like a parade of train wrecks.
I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
The air was thick with penises
I told him that I wanted his dick like I wanted a jumbo hot dog. There something wrong with my priorities
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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