I wanna wear you like a flannel shirt
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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