Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
She was wearing a shirt that said "Just Do Me", holding a half of a bottle of Vodka, and was screaming at her friends "PUSSY JUST SWALLOW!" before she chugged the rest of the bottle.
Dude, if you don't take her, I will.
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
I need my comforter. Pls bring it to me and drape me in it like an animal pelt. Ps I'm naked.
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