he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Blacked out at the beach and unblacked out at a piano bar singing Tiny Dancer.
do we own a ladder
We do not.
then how am i on the roof
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
We were suposed to have a 3some in their bathroom but it just turned into us 2 making out while he watched like a little kid on christmas morning
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
He's the only guy without a tacky accent I've seen in this southern dump in 6 months. Bangage was inevitable.
You're such a Yankee.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
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