we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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