I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
So many bounce houses so little time
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
he had the kids march single file in front of us on the way home so they didn't have to watch him pulling me passed out in their wagon...
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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