I think tequila should come with a little jiminy cricket
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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