Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Bathtub guy came to. He helped me roll the fat chick away from the fridge. Shower and breakfast are on. You're plan failed!
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Seriously can I go through one convo where masturbating doesn't come up
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
When you're as high as I am right now brushing your teeth is both magical and fucking terrifying
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