I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Fuck appropriateness.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
I don't know if trying Molly for the first time before my flight was an awesome or aweful idea
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
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