Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I gave up sex with dolphins for you.
I'm at a work party and I don't know how to drink socially. You know, like slow?
there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He stood me up and then his cat died. I feel like this is Gods way of saying he's on my side, even after the tequila fiasco.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
Well, I could just slap my dick to my phone and see what it says
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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