Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Just spent 45mins blow drying a joint i dropped in a beer....i felt like i dropped his infant child....
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
She just drank the vanilla extract. Again. AGAIN. No one should be that eager to get drunk.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
You're the third person who's asked me for an afternoon blow connection in one day. Unreal.
That's more of a you-issue than a me-issue
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I might as well walk around wearing a sandwich board and accept the fact that I'm dying single.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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